“fain” is new to me. This stupid language never ends.

Well, you take the rough with the smooth with English:

Smooth:

  • verb conjugation rules are straightforward
  • adjective declension is trivial - don’t do it
  • easy to make most plurals, only a handful of exceptions to learn
  • no grammatical gender

Rough:

  • can’t have too many words that mean almost-but-not-quite the same thing
  • spelling is the fever dream of a madman. In particular, eighteen or so vowel sounds represented by five letters, words transliterated from other languages that may or may not have their pronunciation changed, words that have had their pronunciation changed over the centuries but spelling hasn’t been updated. Because fuck you, that’s why.
  • putting two words together to make noun phrases that don’t have the meaning of either word
  • a plethora, indeed a veritable abundance, of strange grammatical forms

You mostly take the rough, to be fair.

English is simplified Germanic with French words, that never got a spelling reform.

Foul fowls of goose become geese
and yet moose are never meese
multiple mouse are mice
but house are never hice

English is three languages wearing a trench coat

Issue #156: a very weird engineering interview, a dispatch from the Eras tour, and good distraction

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