TrimTab 🇺🇦Apr 23
MostlyHarmless
Kash Patel is reportedly furious and threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”
It would be a real shame if this went viral.
Apr 22 at 10:55pmWeb
Show threadAngua Apr 22
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Damn it would be an awful thing if anyone were, to take a hypothetical, accidentally hit the boost button...
Show threadJustin MApr 23
@AnguaDelphine @MostlyHarmless oops, silly me
Show threadChris NelsonApr 22
@MostlyHarmless Jedgarmeister?
Show threadFaraiweApr 23
@chrisnelsonsdog Kash Bar-tel was RIGHT THERE.
Show threadeestileib (she/hers)Apr 23

@faraiwe @chrisnelsonsdog

Nah there are a lot of ordinary people named Bartels/Bartles, no need to drag them into this.

Show threadFaraiweApr 23
@eestileib ...with the hyphen?
Show threadstaringatcloudsApr 23
@MostlyHarmless wups
Show threadJoe ❌👑Apr 23
@MostlyHarmless Looks like Google's AI Overview knows that it is Kash's nickname now. So, already viral.
Show threadSu_GApr 23

@not2b
Wow! Fascinating! Someone should time these things… #JEdgarBoozer: “ Looks like Google's AI Overview knows that it is Kash's nickname now. So, already viral.”

@MostlyHarmless

Show threadcaneToad Apr 23

@Su_G @not2b @MostlyHarmless Jep. It's on the air already: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mAl6AAgAOlfwmh7YeVZ4I

#JEdgarBoozer

J. Edgar Boozer

Pod Save America · Episode

Spotify
Show threadJWM (Joe No Se)Apr 23

We need a hashtag!

#JEdgarBoozer

Show threadJay ElbeyApr 23
@MostlyHarmless
Are you referring to the Director of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication?
Show threadHam on WryApr 23

@MostlyHarmless

Such a shame we can’t say J. Edgar Boozer.

J. Edgar Boozer is so fitting

Show threadAntonio GiamberardinoApr 23
@MostlyHarmless my buddy also taught me Howard Nutlick, which makes me giggle.
Show threadcaneToad Apr 23

@MostlyHarmless Still, it's a cute joke and deserves a try. Boost!, eh, Booze!

Just my humour. Like it as much as Whiskey Pete. Such personalities. And they're even coming from the same MAGA shop.

Look around in the media - this thingy is really taking off: https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/kash-patel-is-furious-everyone-is-calling-him-j-edgar-boozer-884012f4fa53

#JEdgarBoozer

Kash Patel Is Furious Everyone Is Calling Him “J. Edgar Boozer”

This week’s Dadaist graffiti news headlines!

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Show threadkatalogeurApr 23
@MostlyHarmless
Touchy! That's not *nearly* as mean as "J. Edgar Closet."
Show threadEric LawtonApr 23

@MostlyHarmless

To be played when he enters a room.
Trad Irish song, Seven Nights Drunk:

🎵 You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool, and still you cannot see, … 🎵

@blogdiva

Show threadMitex LeoApr 23

@MostlyHarmless So, I can't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

Okay! Fine. I won't call him J. Edgar Boozer.

I don't want him to make him feel bad by calling J. Edgar Boozer.

No one should call him J. Edgar Boozer.

Show threadepicdemiologistApr 26
@ml @MostlyHarmless True. J. Kegger Boozer is right there.
Show threadcroutonApr 23
@MostlyHarmless oops, didn't mean to boost, honestly accidental
Show threadToni AittoniemiApr 23
@MostlyHarmless We’re lucky fascists always manage to discredit themselves by being such buffoons!
Show threadFrançois @JuraApr 23
@MostlyHarmless the Federal Bureau of Intoxication as Conway wrote in a post.
Show threadCrystal_Fish_CavesApr 23
@FrancoisPrague @MostlyHarmless so is alcoholism a Gop job requirement or just a perk?
There was a report the toddler tyrant hires idiots on purpose (it would be statistically improbable to hire so many by accident) he thinks they make him look smart (not possible) by comparison + he has reason to terminate pre loaded. Getting good people to do a good job? Not an option apparently.
Show threadPlinyApr 23
@MostlyHarmless Given how shockingly insecure he is about his masculinity - I feel J. Edna Boozer might also be effective.
Show threadSome Kind Of GarfApr 23
@MostlyHarmless The J is for Jmisappropriating funds and authority
Show threadNoortje Van LeeuwenApr 23
@MostlyHarmless J. Edgar Boozer can bring it, i have some old booze bottles he can have
Show threadmuddleApr 23

@MostlyHarmless "J. Edgar Boozer... the king is alive!"

(Gil Scott-Heron, CH3CH2OH-blues (with apologies))

Show threadGuillotine Jones, FlâneurApr 23
@MostlyHarmless
J Edgar Boozer as a name for Kash Patel works fine for me.
Especially if Patel doesn't like it.
He should just be glad that he doesn't have sex with sofas like JD Vance does.
#JEdgarBoozer
Show threadPaulNickson 🕊️🎛️🎼Apr 23
@MostlyHarmless Ooops.
Show threadSylkykat (she/her) 📚🖖🦉🐱☕️🇺🇦Apr 24
@MostlyHarmless I just saw a post from George Takei calling Patel #JEdgarBoozer .
Show threadWorldTravelerAll7Apr 26

@MostlyHarmless

nice. J. Edgar Boozer is even better than Smashed Patel 😁

Show threadOptimistic MoronMay 7
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Yep, real shame…
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀May 7

@MostlyHarmless

Poor mister Patel. I didn't know his middle name was Edgar, though.