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Today, I'm cooking AND EATING the 13-year-old rice contained within the practice poi I made when I was dating an anarcho-socialist lesbian hippie circus performer and tried to get into the same hobbies as her.

Don't worry, I'm not going to let a little cat hair and bittersweet nostalgia get in the way of this once-in-a-lifetime meal.

And without further adieu, let's jump right into the recipe - but not before mentioning today's sponsor, Touho--