Jan SchieferApr 18
Tlapka🐾 
age verification but it's just a dialog box that asks "are you old" and the answers are "yes" and "maybe later"
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Show threadjess :3 Apr 18
@tlapka "older than i wish i was"
Show threadHoward Chu @ SymasApr 18
@peachymist @tlapka "I sure *feel* old"
Show threadVarxApr 18
@hyc @peachymist @tlapka In order to prove your age, please select how many places on your body hurt immediately after getting out of bed.
Show threadlabriaApr 20
@varx one: all over )
Show thread Kura  :kura_explode:Apr 18
@[email protected] oh, like those 2010 porn site age verification things ?
Show threadГригорий КлюшниковApr 18
🇩🇪 くら Woomy :disconnecting:, some still do that, or ask for a birth date. If they collect what people enter, 1st January of every possible year must be most popular, by far :D
Show thread Kura  :kura_explode:Apr 18
@[email protected] @[email protected] honestly, since becoming 18, i scroll through the year list and pick a random number
Show thread Kura  :kura_explode:Apr 18
@[email protected] @[email protected] also wow. i havent used woomy as my name for over a year by now. haha :D
Show threadFabos (not an OS)Apr 18
@[email protected] @[email protected] @kura hewo Woomy ​​
Show threadГригорий КлюшниковApr 18
:smugkura: Kura :disconnecting: :kura_explode:, I should probably also reload actors without followers on my server when fetching replies and boosts, not just when I receive an activity from them
Show threadГригорий КлюшниковApr 18
:smugkura: Kura :disconnecting: :kura_explode:, yeah that's what I meant :D
Show threadJulia  Apr 18
@[email protected] adding to Sharkey posthaste
Show threadFabos (not an OS)Apr 18
@[email protected] well, politics always want the ppl to be self-responsible ...
Show threadСтепан.override { happy = true; }Apr 18
@tlapka
always answered "80 or above" on these ones
Show threadwoffsApr 18
@tlapka oldholio!
Show threadFrank SkorniaApr 18
@tlapka "The same age as my tongue and a little older than my teeth."
Show threadNu ModularApr 18

@tlapka Age Verification:

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Show threadNeintonine Apr 18
@[email protected] "Ask again in one year"
Show thread17lifers on mkApr 18
@[email protected] tab key enter
Show threadThe Fury 🐧💻❗️🔥Apr 18
@tlapka "does any part of your body hurt for no good reason?"
Show threadBrian "bex" ExelbierdApr 18

@tlapka the answer options are:

Yes
“Yes”
Get off my lawn

Show threadGreg EllaApr 18
@bexelbie @tlapka Really
Show threaddisorderlyfApr 18
@tlapka If I'm ever forced to implement age verification, it's just going to be this.
Show threadluna the doggie  Apr 18
@tlapka fuck that's an amazing idea
Show threadWeekend EditorApr 18

@tlapka

Well... later, I *will* be older, more or less by definition.

Show threadjordanApr 18
@tlapka someone get the systemd boys on this quick
Show threadMike RoachApr 18
@tlapka “are you tired”
Show threadFast-BlastApr 18
@tlapka this is the only correct solution
Show threadVicomte Folmer af HelvedeApr 18

@tlapka

That's really good, thanks! 😂

Show threadBruce HeerssenApr 18
@tlapka .
This could be a poll
Show threadDoran WetzelApr 18
@tlapka “Old enough” or “I remember when / There was a time when / Back in my day….”
Show threadGreg EllaApr 18
@tlapka includes this selection, the overall bet status remains RUNNING. For a multiple bet, all selections need to be completed and have a final result before the betslip can be settled.
Show threadPxl PhileApr 19
@tlapka that "maybe later" hits different if you think about it more than you should
Show threadBoloMKXXVIIIApr 19
@tlapka
I am older today than I was yesterday, but not as old as I will be tomorrow.
Show threadRachel_CxYApr 19
@tlapka So, that one?
https://norden.social/@hart/116428906846020645
Hart (@[email protected])

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Show threadLuna Dragofelis ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️🐱Apr 19
@tlapka that's the current system and I think it's perfectly appropriate for the job.
Show threadHarshad SharmaApr 19
@tlapka perhaps the only dialog where I might not rage close the app/tab because "No" is not an option.
Show threadSome Plant Wook 🌱 Apr 20
@tlapka
Meanwhile the UK version of the site just constantly gaslights you into clicking "maybe later"
Show threadRémi CardonaApr 20
@tlapka "are you of drinking age"
Show threadlabriaApr 20
@tlapka @zazoobred like this? https://norden.social/@hart/116428906846020645
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Show threadArtem IgnatyevApr 20
@labria this
Show threadAnnekeMay 6
@tlapka @hdv to me when I see "age verification" on a article website I always see "do you want nasty gambling ads or not"
Show threaddasgrueneblattMay 7
@tlapka finally a legit use for "maybe later"