A cOWOrker at my last job recommended The Medium to me, but I'm just now getting around to trying it. Jasper, if you're reading this, I never stopped believing in you. 🥲

(just kidding, I'd need to repost this on lonkedon)

reflecting on literally any moment in my past
oh shit, is this set in Copenhagen‽
haha guess not
if they made this game today, they would call it The Mid

oof, some of the interactions are painful

like, to unlock a door:

  • walk up to door
  • interact
  • wait for interaction animation
  • inventory opens
  • select correct key
  • wait for unlock animation
  • interact with door again
  • wait for open animation
  • manually walk through doorway
Bloober Team SA would like us to know that they have patented the mechanism of controlling the same character on both sides of a split screen in a single-player game
hitting on robot girls
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when people describe all the bad things about ai and then conclude with "…and that's why we need a good ai!!!"
I'm glad The Medium is getting deeper, gameplaywise. The first hour or two were basically a high-fidelity point-and-click adventure, but now we've had a tense chase scene, a few puzzles (that didn't involve inventory combinatorics), and some horror stealth segments
after I post
*sigh* of course there are nazis
The Medium takes place in the Thomas Was Alone extended universe
google sends gemini back in time to eliminate claude, copilot, and chatgpt before they can be created
yet another woke video game
oh my god fuck off