🚨 Ah, the grandiose ritual of Claude's daily #outage dance! 💃 Our hero, Claude, teeters on the edge of functionality with #uptime stats that inspire as much confidence as a cat on a hot tin roof. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, brave souls dutifully subscribe for #status #updates that are as useful as a chocolate teapot. 🍫🫖
https://claudestatus.com/ #Dance #Woes #CatOnHotTinRoof #ChocolateTeapot #HackerNews #ngated