Oon This Day in My History:

On April 15, 2014, or 12 years ago, I was hit by an SUV while in a crosswalk. It sent me to the hospital and ruined my "fast-as-lightning" dog.

Fuck you #USAA insurance. Your company is a horrible scam in my opinion. USAA is an asshole company that everyone should stop handing over their hard-earned money to, starting today. #Scam = USAA #Insurance!