Year 1: 'We here at Aimoral are pleased to announce new tools that will stripmine every artistic work created for content and render art, music and literature impossible to do for a living unless you're selling the tools that only we have access to. Also we're donating a lot of money to the fascisto monument to fascism. Oh look, the fascists are changing laws to help us loot, what a brilliant coincidence!'

Year 2: 'We here at Aimoral are pleased to announce we will soon have tools to render all coders unemployed so employers should start laying off as many skilled workers as possible to make sure they can pay for the tools only we can provide. We woild also like to reassure everyone, without prompting, that we do not use that much water and power, oh and UbiquitOS will now start adding AI features to a 30 year old paint tool and barebones text editor because they've given us billions and need to force people to use it. Also health insurance companies are using our software to deny claims, and benefits systems are using it to avoid anyone in need of help speaking to a human.'

Year 3: 'We here at Aimoral are pleased to announce we now have contracts with the Department of War, the FBI and police departments to create a new surveillance network to deanonymyse protesters and people online. We also have a $500 million deal to operate murder drones. Also we are close to creating sentient AI that won't be evil, trust us, bro, also we're expanding data centers next to poor communities, and suing to make sure we don't have to say how much power and water we use. Humans use power and water too, waste it even, on growing food! Also the worst person in America is making an AI nezified Wikipedia and the Xhild Porn engine! Cool beans.'

Year 4: 'OW! Why are people getting angry enough to want to come to our homes hurt us!? We're just smol beans doing nothing bad to anyone!'