Every night lately, on the path twixt man cave & house, there's been a big leopard slug sitting there. Always in the same spot, just 20cm this way or that.

Is it the same slug, lonely, just wanting a chat? Is it a secret army of slugs, crossing enemy territory one by one, plotting, waiting for the day they meld together & become Leopard Slug Man & sort that bastard shining a torch in my eyes good & proper, you mark my words, sonny-jim.

I, for one, welcome our slimy overlords.

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