Keytar WolfApr 15
Jason Lefkowitz
Do not trust any messages claiming to be from the Mastodon Security Team. If the Mastodon Security Team wants you, they will come through your door guns blazing
Apr 14 at 7:09pmWeb
Show threadAlexTECPlayzApr 14
@jalefkowit if the Mastodon Security Team wants you, they're already outside your door
Show threadJason LefkowitzApr 14

@alextecplayz Nobody expects the Mastodon Security Team!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psMMKgvpGfg

The Spanish Inquisition | Monty Python (Official Sketch)

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Show threadWill DeakinApr 14
@jalefkowit @alextecplayz or even ¡nadie espera a la Inquisición española!
Show threadFaraiweApr 14
@jalefkowit * nerf
Show threadSkjeggtrollApr 14

@jalefkowit

Do not ask how to find John Mastodon. Merely pray that John Mastodon do not find you.

Show threadChristoff, the human Apr 14

@jalefkowit @briankrebs well, could they close the door on their way in, I have 4 cats that are absolutely terrified now and I don't want them to get out because they may not find their way back :(

I hope the gift cards help with development efforts against AI hackers!

Show threadseanApr 15
@jalefkowit That's when they send out John Mastodon to get ya!
Show threadmuddleApr 15
@jalefkowit and if you have skylights, be sure and double-lock them. They love abseiling in through those.