JP MensNew RFC (Request For Cows) in February 2026: serving cow.txt over http
boreq@jpmens by the power vested in my by the law of the land, the united nations, the almighty god and myself I hereby ban you from contributing cows due to a section 0 violation
have a moo day
boreq | Chief Banning Officer | moooo.farm
@jpmens This decision cannot be revoked and will remain in effect for the lifetime of moooo.farm and its successors and shall not be voided or nullified by any events beyond the control of moooo.farm, including but not limited to acts of war, invasion or act of foreign enemy, hostilities, civil war, rebellion, strike, labor disturbance, lockout, civil commotion, government intervention including dissolving moooo.farm, acts of the almighty God, terrorism, ...
@jpmens ...riots, ecological collapse of the planet, the invisible hand of the free market, or the collapse of the society as we know it.