New RFC (Request For Cows) in February 2026: serving cow.txt over http

https://moooo.farm/rfc

https://moooo.farm

request for cows (rfc)

serving cow.txt over http. a universal requirement for all internet servers

@jpmens by the power vested in my by the law of the land, the united nations, the almighty god and myself I hereby ban you from contributing cows due to a section 0 violation

have a moo day

boreq | Chief Banning Officer | moooo.farm

@jpmens This decision cannot be revoked and will remain in effect for the lifetime of moooo.farm and its successors and shall not be voided or nullified by any events beyond the control of moooo.farm, including but not limited to acts of war, invasion or act of foreign enemy, hostilities, civil war, rebellion, strike, labor disturbance, lockout, civil commotion, government intervention including dissolving moooo.farm, acts of the almighty God, terrorism, ...
@jpmens ...riots, ecological collapse of the planet, the invisible hand of the free market, or the collapse of the society as we know it.
@jpmens Alternatively you can send me a hand-drawn cute picture of a cow to be included on the website and we will file for a chapter 301 decision bankruptcy to bypass the previous decision.