Kierkethumbs up convincingly
Trying to make minestrone without much in terms of love in my heart these days. Well. It smells edible and looks nourishing. That’s something. Might watch Fallout. Or Hadas’ ad for choke sex proof pillow cases.
Apr 14 at 3:56pmWeb
Show threadMilcom Miasma1d ago

@Kierkegaanks

Wow. What will they think of next?!?

(I mean the minestrone and Fallout - I kind of expected the breakthrough in choke sex proof pillow cases...)

Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@mmiasma fallout feels in step with our times tho
Show threadMilcom Miasma1d ago

@Kierkegaanks

I see it as a very near-future soap opera.

* Speaking of which, I need to get caught up on this season.

Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@mmiasma @Kierkegaanks i'm quite sure the minestrone will be delicious. Also, a reminder that if the pillowcases are choke resistant, then you could likely tie them in knots, which will help you make a rope, so that you could slide out the window and hop in the car for our Bond-esque exit.
Show threadpaul1d ago

@Kierkegaanks

i had forgotten trump almost started ww3 a week ago.

it has been a week.

@mmiasma

Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@amiserabilist @mmiasma mo mony
Show threadpaul1d ago
@Kierkegaanks
Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks oh my.
Show threadpaul1d ago
@JustaJason007 @Kierkegaanks
Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@amiserabilist @JustaJason007 great opportunity to check for gi obstructions
Show threadpaul1d ago

@Kierkegaanks @JustaJason007

Examination findings for gastrointestinal (GI) obstruction commonly include abdominal distension, high-pitched or tinkling bowel sounds, and tenderness. Key findings from Geeky Medics' guide to Bowel Obstruction and other sources include abdominal scars indicating previous surgery, visible hernias, hyperresonance on percussion, and an empty rectum on digital exam. Imaging (X-ray/CT) often reveals dilated bowel loops, air-fluid levels, and a transition point.

https://geekymedics.com/bowel-obstruction/

she has a scaphoid abdomen.

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Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@JustaJason007 @amiserabilist probably works out a lot and watches her macros
Show threadЯ⊛ḶḶ model ☭1d ago

@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks @JustaJason007

"darling, are those tinkling bowel sounds?" he asked tenderly.

Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@saltywizard @amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks 🤣
Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks 🫠 yall have fun!
Show threadKierkethumbs up convincingly1d ago
@amiserabilist ad read for silk pillow cases
Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@Kierkegaanks @amiserabilist I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot of Gen Xers with broken hips here pretty soon. We all had to have solid surface floors and fantasies of silk pillowcases and sheets. 🫣
Show threadpaul1d ago

@JustaJason007 @Kierkegaanks

i have a funny story about that.

[Verse 1]
Baby, don't understand
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands?
This time might be the last, I fear
Unless I make it all too clear
I need you so, oh

[Chorus]
Take these broken hips
And learn to walk again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these broken hips

[Verse 2]
Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong and make it right
Baby, it's all I know that you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole, I need you so

[Chorus]
So take these broken hips
And learn to walk again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these broken hips
You've got to learn to walk, learn to live, love so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Yeah, yeah

[Interlude]
Let us in
Let us in

[Bridge]
Baby, it's all I know that you're half of the flesh
And blood that makes me whole
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
So take these broken hips
And learn to walk again, learn to live so free
And when we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these broken hips
You got to learn to walk, learn to live and love so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in
Yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Yeah, yeah
Ooh

an older woman pull a young man at a pub.

he mistook he screams for pleasure, thus fracturing the other hip too.

Show threadThird spruce tree on the left1d ago

@amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks

Vadar! Release him! This chokeplay is pointless without a proper safeword.

_sigh. ok_

Lord Vader will provide us with the PROPER safe word by the time this sex dungeon is operational. We will then crush the Rebellion with our overwhelming sexual maturity and robust kinkplay.

Show threadJustaJason 🦜1d ago
@tezoatlipoca @amiserabilist @Kierkegaanks oh, dear, you really put some thought into that, didn't you? Fantastic.🤣