Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Say Perhaps To Drugs T-shirt. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
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Drugs: Hey can you give me a ride to the airport?

Me: Perhaps.

Drugs: That almost always means no :(

@lowqualityfacts Your drugs might be from Pennsylvania
@lowqualityfacts someone shared this a while back
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts of I were to “choose my own adventure”, one of those two things might not make the cut!
Now, if you said “take PCP and fentanyl and go to Walmart”…. Hmmm?
@mazigazi @lowqualityfacts long time ago in New Orleans I picked up an alcoholic friend of mine from a bar at about 3pm to go hang out. He was drunker than usual. On the way, we stopped at a supermarket in a fancy part of town to pick up supplies. Lots of trophy wives / soccer moms shopping at the time, he kept trying to play ‘stinky finger’ with them until I made an executive decision to evacuate the premises. Alcohol + whatever can also lead to interesting situations 😄
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts you definitely chose your own adventure!
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts Love the way our hero's eyes aren't quite able to look in the same direction. Probably a superpower.

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"those dudes on the boats will have died for nothing" - my reason for going with Yes

@lowqualityfacts remember kids: just say “ask me later” to drugs.
@lowqualityfacts Say "Which ones?" to drugs