jrm4Apr 14
Low Quality Facts
Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Say Perhaps To Drugs T-shirt. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
https://collabs.shop/q2rvzg
Apr 14 at 3:48pmWeb
Show threadLow Quality FactsApr 14

Drugs: Hey can you give me a ride to the airport?

Me: Perhaps.

Drugs: That almost always means no :(

Show threadt60n3Apr 14
@lowqualityfacts Your drugs might be from Pennsylvania
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of CZ Apr 14
@lowqualityfacts someone shared this a while back
Show threadRev. Dr. MazigaziApr 14
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts of I were to “choose my own adventure”, one of those two things might not make the cut!
Now, if you said “take PCP and fentanyl and go to Walmart”…. Hmmm?
Show threadLord Tom Klopf of CZ Apr 14
@mazigazi @lowqualityfacts long time ago in New Orleans I picked up an alcoholic friend of mine from a bar at about 3pm to go hang out. He was drunker than usual. On the way, we stopped at a supermarket in a fancy part of town to pick up supplies. Lots of trophy wives / soccer moms shopping at the time, he kept trying to play ‘stinky finger’ with them until I made an executive decision to evacuate the premises. Alcohol + whatever can also lead to interesting situations 😄
Show threadRev. Dr. MazigaziApr 14
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts you definitely chose your own adventure!
Show threadJon ShellApr 15
@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts Love the way our hero's eyes aren't quite able to look in the same direction. Probably a superpower.
Show threadComrade Christopher ⏳ BattlesApr 14
@lowqualityfacts @Dcgirl

@boobury
https://www.strikegently.co/products/mothman-pin-summer-variant
Mothman Pin (Summer Variant)

Show threadbooburyApr 30
@ChristopherBattles @lowqualityfacts @Dcgirl gotten some good isos from these guys about mothman, they have some very cool blankets
Show threadResistor McResistanceFaceApr 14

@lowqualityfacts

"those dudes on the boats will have died for nothing" - my reason for going with Yes

Show threadRobinApr 15
@lowqualityfacts remember kids: just say “ask me later” to drugs.
Show threadFace ThumbApr 15
@lowqualityfacts Say "Which ones?" to drugs