@lowqualityfacts someone shared this a while back

@thomas_klopf @lowqualityfacts of I were to “choose my own adventure”, one of those two things might not make the cut!
Now, if you said “take PCP and fentanyl and go to Walmart”…. Hmmm?

@mazigazi @lowqualityfacts long time ago in New Orleans I picked up an alcoholic friend of mine from a bar at about 3pm to go hang out. He was drunker than usual. On the way, we stopped at a supermarket in a fancy part of town to pick up supplies. Lots of trophy wives / soccer moms shopping at the time, he kept trying to play ‘stinky finger’ with them until I made an executive decision to evacuate the premises. Alcohol + whatever can also lead to interesting situations 😄