TWSBI Root Beer?
Quark: Take a sip of this
Garak: What is it?
Q: A human drink. It's called root beer
G: Uh, I don't know
Q: Come on, aren't you just a little bit curious?
[G sighs, sips, & gags]
Q: What do you think?
G: It's *vile*!
Q: I know. It's so bubbly, and cloying, and *happy*
G: Just like the Federation
Q: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to *like* it
G: It's insidious!
Q: *Just* like the Federation
Count me in.
