Steve Williams1d ago
Onion wins today’s internet. https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much […]

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@blabberlicious It would be a shame if ChatGPT—and subsequently several government agencies—got the idea that Sam had died in the attack. That could turn into a whole bureaucratic nightmare.

SA: But I'm NOT dead! I'm standing right here in front of you!

Bureaucrat: I'm sorry, sir, your software says you're dead.

SA: My software says a lot of things. It's for entertainment purposes only. Read the license agreement.

B: That's Copilot, sir. Your software is deeply integrated into several government systems. Not only are you dead, sir, but according to Palantir, Peter Thiel has been feeding on your corpse for a week.

SA: I don't… Peter needs the blood of living beings! Ellison eats the corpses! Look, look into my eyes and tell me I'm dead.

B: Your eyes ARE pretty dead, sir.

SA: Fffffuuuuu…

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