Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much […]

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Trump Escalates Feud With Unclear Adversary By Posting AI Video Of Self Fucking Basketball

WASHINGTON—Shocking Truth Social followers with a graphic insult to a nebulous opponent, President Donald Trump escalated a feud with an unclear adversary Monday by posting an AI video of himself fucking a basketball. “The president is clearly enraged at somebody, but the clip provides far too little context to know who exactly is meant to […]

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@ruario
Absolutely smashing it.
The Onion had me in tears. 😂
@blabberlicious That last one took me a sec when I just saw the headline in a post and missed that it was the onion. For a split second I thought, "Sounds plausible" 🤷

@ruario
That, my friend, is the entire GPT business model in a nutshell!

'Sounded Legit' will be etched in Sam Altman's Gravestone.