Trying to imagine a bigger “fuck you” a CEO could offer their employees than this

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/meta-spins-up-ai-version-of-mark-zuckerberg-to-engage-with-employees/

@jalefkowit My money is on the meta-Zuck being more empathetic & likable.
@20002ist It'd be more likeable by just not being there in the room. @jalefkowit

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Imagine being so self absorbed that you think your employees want this.

@jalefkowit he can go on making shitty decisions and his "avatars" take the heat for him
@jalefkowit time to break out the WWZD smart watches
@jalefkowit How will they tell the difference?
@jalefkowit If it works, they can fire him, just like he probably plans to do with his employees.

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"Besides, if you aim to cheat the devil, you owe him an offering."

I sure hope they did establish a Baseline.

@jalefkowit Firing 30,000 employees by email at 6AM like Larry Ellison did at Oracle.
@jalefkowit if AI replaces all the CEOs instead of the workers, it might not be so bad

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I love it! I hope all CEOs do this. The more overt, the better. They should walk around with their dicks out and just fly sieg heils and give everyone the finger all day.

You know why?

Because people need to be treated like this to do something against it.

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Just a move to create plausible deniability. I didn't say that, it was AI-Zuck!