Absolutely appalled by how woke the Pope is being. Need I remind you, the Pope's main responsibilities are to:

-bless the military industrial complex.
-invent new sins to punish poor people.
-give sermons that will influence the stock market, allowing investors to pull pump & dump schemes.

- bless crypto fraud schemes
- praise Ponzi scheme frauds

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2nd activity is called "ponzifficating"

@lowqualityfacts According to my parish priest when I was a little catgirl, it is OK to pray for your Rugby League team to win. So I assume that professional sporting leagues are endorsed by the Pope too.
@lowqualityfacts Or possibly specifically the #BrisbaneBroncos. He didn't really clarify that point.
@lowqualityfacts *reads history* yep, checks out
@lowqualityfacts this is a bit too on point 😎

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WWJD = What Would Jesus Dow?

@lowqualityfacts A shred of integrity? I don't know what to make of it.
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Did jesus do all this?
He did the pump and dump thing with the wster/wine thing.