My kid's so unhinged - Lemmy.World

When he wants me to tickle him with my foot, he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking and says “Step on me”. I love him but he cannot be saying stuff like this 😭

My parents got my kids a toy vacuum. My daughter was running around with it yelling “suck me off daddy!”

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Please tell me you’re saving a video of that for when she’s like 25.

I’m so grateful there wasn’t easy video when inwqs a kid - my family is like a wolf pack, we embarrass each other at the drop of a hat about stuff we did as kids.