Emarina

My kid's so unhinged

https://lemmy.world/post/45524418

My kid's so unhinged - Lemmy.World

When he wants me to tickle him with my foot, he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking and says “Step on me”. I love him but he cannot be saying stuff like this 😭

Apr 12 at 9:11pmWeb
Show threadTastehWaffleZApr 12

My parents got my kids a toy vacuum. My daughter was running around with it yelling “suck me off daddy!”

🫠

Show threadOnomatopoeiaApr 12

Please tell me you’re saving a video of that for when she’s like 25.

I’m so grateful there wasn’t easy video when inwqs a kid - my family is like a wolf pack, we embarrass each other at the drop of a hat about stuff we did as kids.

Show threadBluegrass_AddictApr 12
he would probably love a weighted blanket tbh
Show threaddryfterApr 13
Mine did the same thing. Kids are weird. 🤣
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditApr 13

…he lays on the floor right in front of me while I’m walking…

Have you checked to see whether your child is actually a cat?

Show threadDABDAApr 13
From what I’ve seen this is the 3rd time you’ve posted about this topic of tickling kids laying on the floor with your foot. What’s the deal?
Show threadidiomaddictApr 13
I think we know the deal 😬