I'm <Insert Name> and I'm British. I'm on a quest to understand India, home to almost one and a half billion people. I'll be visiting exotic places, like the Taj Mahal, trying typical Indian dishes, such as beef vindaloo, and talking to an eccentric guru, the billionaire owner of a major conglomerate, a Bollywood actress and the curator of a small museum dedicated to the British Raj to find out just what makes this remarkable country tick.