Let's be honest, Trump saw what Iran was doing charging tolls on ships in the Strait of Hormuz and jealously thought - "we need to get in on this!"
@JEmphatically I see him playing with himself when another playful text comes in with emojis and happy sounds telling him what his next announcement is to be. Just me..I don't give him the thought credit that most people do.. After all, he fucks little girls. so, yeah, that.