Golden Retriever GFEverybody knows Scuba is actually an acronym. Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But a Tuba could also be like Scuba except it's a TERRIBLE underwater breathing apparatus.
holothuroid@GoldenRetrieverGF
It might help with going down at least.
@holothuroid yes, in the water at least. Otherwise I have met very few Tuba players I would like to go down on.
Charles ☭ 
is a Green@GoldenRetrieverGF @holothuroid
Once upon a time, around 30 years ago, the piece of fiction contained in an issue of 'On Our Backs'* had the phrase "tuba players are the best kissers."
* a lesbian magazine with a lot of content about kissing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Our_Backs
@celesteh @holothuroid to be fair I've never dated a tuba player. Flute, French Horn and Trumpet. French Horn was by far the best kisser. So maybe the amount of loops could indicate the degree of good kissies? Needs experimenting. 🤔🤔🤔
@GoldenRetrieverGF @holothuroid
I just assumed it was mouthpiece size. . . .
@celesteh @holothuroid well that claim needs experimenting as well. Loops vs mouth piece size.