Golden Retriever GFEverybody knows Scuba is actually an acronym. Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But a Tuba could also be like Scuba except it's a TERRIBLE underwater breathing apparatus.
internetsdairy@GoldenRetrieverGF tbf it could be helpful, and tuneful, if you're standing in water just slightly above your head?
Charles ☭ 
is a Green@internetsdairy @GoldenRetrieverGF
Sudden unwanted memory of the smell of the interior of the sousaphone owned by my high school.
One time at a football game, somebody threw a brownie down the bell, so I was rotating, trying to get it out, but realised I had gone the wrong wag, so after rotating even farther in the opposite direction, out came the brownie along with a pair of dirty socks.
(The mouthpiece and first few metres of the instrument were not implicated in this event. But still.)
s0 Is Not A Sysadmin@celesteh @internetsdairy @GoldenRetrieverGF rapidly demonstrating the need for the garden-hose-to-tuba-mouthpiece adapter
@s0 @internetsdairy @GoldenRetrieverGF
Who amongst us has not taken a garden hose to a sousaphone....
@celesteh @internetsdairy @GoldenRetrieverGF hearing this in “my fellow umbrella-stands” Dead Ringers George Dubya impression