I am a creative genius! Stick me in the Louvre.
@TheBreadmonkey Was that "Lock me in the loo"? Can't hear very well with my ears stuffed with art paper...

@DamonHD

Lock me in the loo and throw away the key!

@TheBreadmonkey One moment caller, your call of nature is important to us...
@TheBreadmonkey One moment caller, your call of nature is important to us...
@TheBreadmonkey One moment caller, your call of nature is important to us...
@TheBreadmonkey One moment caller, your call of nature is important to us...
@TheBreadmonkey We are experiencing unexpectedly high pee demand at the moment... Please hold the line ... or whatevs...