Minotaurs at WorkIs the lack of my blorbo the only reason why I'm "meh" about the new MtG set? I mean, we get Ajani, whomst is yums, but it feels kind of sad to me that after having written an interesting disabled character with agency who developed a new accessibility aid in the form of in-universe braille they just forgot about him. I don't think it's the only reason, though.
I think I've just been bummed out of any sort of PvP or competitive game for months now and haven't shown up at the LGS since Lorwyn and the set itself doesn't have much to do with the fact that I'm just realising in slow motion I liked the cards and the deck building in the abstract but actually dislike playing the game in practice. But at least we get Zurgo in standard these days, whomst is yums too. I think I'm the only one who runs him, though, and it's probably not a great choice, so idk.
#AskMastodon what's your #MagicTheGathering #blorbo ? Personally, I can't decide, I'm going with Zurgo because not only is he a hot bara orc but also he cares about freedom and self-determination and seems to have come out of the whole dragon lord mess a genuinely good guy, but I respect anyone who says Magar, Plargg, Ajani or even Garruk, honestly. Garruk is the hottest one but can you imagine actually, like, encountering him? I would cry and hope he leaves from the cringe.
Shawn "Fruan" Poulsen@minotaurs_at_work Going on 30 years of simping for Ashnod - She can fix me (by turning me into a mindless killing machine)