Belle (she/her)
When you discover the thing scratching in your walls isn’t a mouse, it’s a shrew???
Sir, get your ass back outside where you belong.
Apr 11 at 2:07pmWeb
Show threadColes Street Pothole3d ago

@RavynWitch
[from behind the wall....]

“Why are our bodies soft and weak and smooth,
Unapt to toil and trouble in the world,
But that our soft conditions and our hearts
Should well agree with our external parts?”

[yes, I realize this play is problematic]

Show threadRobert "Anaerin" Johnston3d ago

@RavynWitch Oh boy, here I go Taming again...

Or something, IDK I didn't read Shakespeare...

Show threadGeoff Coffey3d ago
@RavynWitch “For I am he am born to tame you, Shrew
And bring you from a wild Shrew to a Shrew
Conformable as other household Mice.”
Show threadGeoff Coffey3d ago
@RavynWitch (Haha just read the replies and once again there is only one joke.)
Show threadBelle (she/her)3d ago
@gwcoffey first one to the joke is funny, the rest of you are just echoes 🤣🤣🤣
But yes, there were Shakespeare jokes made here too.
Show threadCurious Loth-cat2d ago
@RavynWitch Our mouse turned out to be a bat. 🫢
Show threadBelle (she/her)2d ago
@lothcat eek!