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@Shyle I want to read this so badly, but I don't speak French :[ Could someone please #alt4me so I can read the comic? Happy if it's in french, because I can still translate the text myself 🙏

@domo @Shyle #alt4you
1st image:

Zupermarket
Zalewski

on the building:
Zupermarket Zalewski
window shopping (the French expression is literally window licking) and more!

@domo @Shyle #alth4you
2nd image

Your child comes back from school his mouth full of crap?
-Later, I'll be a rich land owner!

His breath stinks dirty bourgeoisie?
-Money can't buy happiness unless you have plenty of it. lol

Try the new Dentifric (Doughpaste) Kids
Fights back the bad smells of startup guys.

With Dentifric Kids your child has a healthy hygiene again and life carries on.
-He, this Bourdieu guy says interesting stuff...

@domo @Shyle #alt4you
3rd image:

Tropicomics. 100% natural jokes.
No plagiarism from American culture
-I dream of a bank...

Simplicity. Jokes with no frill
(the name of the town is "joke")

Our jokes are 100% natural! No racism, sexism or LGBTQ phobia hidden under a "joke".

Tasty. Certified good taste humor.

Warning! Tropicomics is no substitute for a sincere friendship. Have at least 5 serious talks per month.

@domo @Shyle #alt4you
4th image

-Hmmm, want to come up for a last drink?
-Wazzat?!

That is *the* Red Flag Alarm and its new database.

It's OK
-Do you want the last cookie?

Phone weasel
-Yeah, right "hi U!"

Blackmail(s)

Corporatism

Weird tattoo

-Thank you Red Flag Alarm

@domo @Shyle #alt4you
5th image

I propose we propose nothing
-When do we betray?

Oh no! My socialism has lost its color...

Che the People's washing product.

Che cleans redder than red, will give your socialism its past brightness back.

-Thanks it's really... Revolutionary!

Thanks for your trust! We hope you're happy!