Splashdown in around 6h45m from literally as I post

eta: they just said 5:07pm Cascadian/Pacific time for splashdown so now you have a clock time too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3kR2KK8TEs

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NASA's Artemis II Live Mission Coverage (Official Broadcast)

This feed will provide continuous coverage of Artemis II mission activities with live commentary, beginning with tanking of the SLS (Space Launch System) roc...

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Pictures from the pickup ship:

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picture from artemis 2's exterior camera - the closer it gets to earth the more it looks like actually quite good sfx? which is hilarious because it's real

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oo, they backed the camera out some more

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"...I think you're right. Full reverse - Chewie, lock in the auxiliary power!"

whelp here's the "NASA PR0VES E4RTH IS FL/-\T!" photo that the nutters'll be using for the next 10 years

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y'know it seems wasteful not to reuse more of these ships but otoh I know I wouldn't buy a vehicle with 700,000 miles on the odometer so

oh that night that john p murtha died is a night i'll never forget

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just under a minute to separation

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expecting to hear "THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS" during the blackout period

keep an eye out for green circles of light

here we goooooooo

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comms blackout

goddammit mariner

11 minutes to ploosh

visual identification confirmed from air assets

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Voice comms restored with Integrity, projection nominal

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drouge chutes deployed

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main chutes deployed

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Splashdown confirmed. Integrity stable in the water at 7:07.47 pm NASA (Central) time, mission duration 9 days 1 hour 31 minutes 35 seconds unofficial.

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ffft, stupid satphones don't work for astronauts either

can't even leave voicemail, not that anybody checks voicemail

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NASA's going to try to call the astronauts' phones, see if that works better

I'm not even making this up

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i mean it's not like they don't know where they are, worst case they can just pop over and knock

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nobody mentioned bedazzling the outside of the hull

guess that's what they got up to on the far side

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"Refined" splashdown and mission duration times:

Splashdown: 7:07.27 pm NASA (Central) time

Mission duration: 9 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, 15 seconds.

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Capsule is on full shutdown, doing gas safety checks. Still waiting for the "front porch" inflatable.

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they're negotiating over the price of the precious lunar ambergris they brought back from whaling on the moon

y'know this _really did_ look like a Gerry and Sylvia Anderson "UFO" TV series UFO as it came in

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navy people still trying to find the front door, circling and circling

Hatch is open!

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kinda me waiting for them to hurry up with the front porch

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"stabilisation collar"

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oh once it's inflated you can stand on it, it's like a tiny deck

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"the first crew member is out of integrity" uh, 1) rude 2) sus

crew members going onto the porch, finally

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@moira definitely going for pizza