sorry for not coming to office boss, i was trying to determine if there was a universal standard to broom handle threads for a week instead of doing anything else.
yeah boss sorry again. was listening to sweet music of two dueling cement mixers outside my place. yeah voluntarily boss.
boss you are not going to believe this, but i spent hours trying to determine how much energy i saved by getting my AC serviced and missed the meetings.

was staring at the new pictures of earth from space boss.

and you know, contemplating what sharing the moments and the planet with so many others means in general, we are more alike than not, etc etc.

then a neighbour started blasting music and my windows started rattling.

sorry boss, wont happen again.