You make an appointment with a “efficiency coach” to improve your life. Of course, you show up on time, but the office seems strangely empty. A tiny voice “down here!”

There is a tiny desk in the corner of the room and there sits your “efficiency coach” — she is an ant, of course.

“I’ve been looking at your file” she says pushing up her tiny spectacles, “there are so many areas for improvement! You are a very exciting case.”

“Let’s start with the basics how many are you?”

@futurebird I would've been flabbergasted by the question. (It doesn't help that I have DID, and feel vaguely guilty about wanting to cover that up, while simultaneously wanting to yell, "That's none of yer business!" - which would probly get me thrown out of her office. Ants don't tolerate chaos, do they?
@thepoliticalcat @futurebird no, yeah, we'd definitely be asking "physically or mentally", ourselves