Mastodawn

just got an apology from the cop who decided to trespass on private property yesterday

went to walk out my door, bodycam on, and..

there's a cruiser from two towns over parked RIGHT THE FUCK UP against my door, so close I couldnt even read his front or back plates

all the way up my driveway, blocking it and my door, just chillin

local dispatch doesnt know anything about it, but they get the chief to start looking into it and he takes off. im still late for work.

so i start calling the mayor

this kind of, "we can do whatever we want" shit from people who work for me and are paid with my money is flatly unacceptable.

the guy tried asking me which vehicle was mine to which i responded

"that's none of your business. i have you on bodycam, on private property, all the way up my driveway, blocking my door. don't let it happen again,"

and he realized he's in the wrong here, apologizes, i say we're cool, and that's done

tl;dr: i am a holy terror when you fuck with my shit or my employer

just leave me alone and it's all gonna be copacetic