What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?

I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

@cstross whatever it is, it's bound to include lizard people or fembots or some combination of the two
@flipper @cstross You have never heard of the lizard people. You will not receive another warning. 🦎