What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?

I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

@cstross Her "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference certainly does have people asking a lot of questions already answered by her press conference.
@Grouchybeast @cstross Maybe she has always, since being an Epstein-adjacent young target, had a desire to be a Barbera Streisand impersonator?