What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?
I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Here is a quick primer on the developing Melania Trump drama. Today, Melania called a press conference to deny association with Jeffrey Epstein, blast stories linking her to Epstein, deny that she was his victim or that Epstein introduced her to Trump, and to call for public hearings for Epstein victims. These comments were ostensibly out of the blue and unlinked to any specific development. Stories linking Melania to Epstein have circulated for years. Why deny them now? ⬇️
oh if that's the reason for Melania's surprise presser, that makes everything so much more delicious. She really doesn't care one iota for her orange husband. I mean we all kinda knew, and he's someone worth throwing under the bus, but her complete self-obsessed protection is definitely throwing hubs under the bus.
Oh, the poor WH cleaning staff, so much ketchup to clean off the walls. Maybe those gold painted Home Depot detail motifs can be thrown in the wash?
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