Charlie Stross1d ago

What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?

I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Show threadBen Aveling1d ago
This relationship she didn't have, did she not have it a long time ago, or did she not have it, like, really really recently?
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Show threadCharlie Stross
@BenAveling If she had a relationship with Epstein after 2018 she could presumably be prosecuted for necrophilia?
Apr 10 at 4:40pmWeb
Show threadBen Aveling1d ago

With so many zombies wandering around above ground, there's a few you could charge with that.

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