What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?

I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

@cstross

My guess is that some Epstein victims are soon going to come out and accuse Melania of having recruited them as maids or some such, only to sell them later as sexual slaves to Epstein and company.