What I REALLY want to know about the news-behind-the-news is, why is Melania suddenly holding press conferences to say that she didn't know nothin' about Jeffrey Epstein and *especially* wasn't having a relationship with him?

I mean, with the right it's ALWAYS projection, right? So if she runs true to form for a conservative this probably means she had an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

@cstross This apparently explains it for people who keep up with Epstein stuff.

@sysadmin1138 @cstross

Her asshole husband Zampoli got her deported and was palling it up with Vance in Hungary this week too.