BisonP.O.V : a tree blocks the road, your carriage stops, this is who come out of the woods
Perkele@bisonrimant At first I'd be afraid, but after seeing the capybara, I'd relax. Any group that has a capybara in it is friendly.
Rob van Kan🔻@ItsePerkele @bisonrimant Capybaras are vicious, bloodthirsty killing machines. They will jump at you unexpectedly and then drag you under the water to dismember you with their infamous death roll.
The largest among them, the saltwater capybara, made famous by "Capybara Hunter" Steve Irwin, can measure up to 6 m and weigh up to 1500 kg.
The largest among them, the saltwater capybara, made famous by "Capybara Hunter" Steve Irwin, can measure up to 6 m and weigh up to 1500 kg.
@edgeofeurope @bisonrimant Lies. Capybaras are the best, I'd trust them with my life.
I once went into a enclosure full of them, I was sitting on the ground, one walked up to me and plopped down, rolled on its side/back and waited for me to give belly scratches. Best day of my life.
@ItsePerkele @bisonrimant all joking apart, that does sound great