BisonP.O.V : a tree blocks the road, your carriage stops, this is who come out of the woods
You can find some of these critters on my website :
https://bisonrimant.fr/
pluszysta 🧸🪴@bisonrimant My type of fellowship of the ring 😂
Mark ⛵️🏳️🌈@bisonrimant I would go into battle with these fine fellows...
Perkele@bisonrimant At first I'd be afraid, but after seeing the capybara, I'd relax. Any group that has a capybara in it is friendly.
Rob van Kan🔻@ItsePerkele @bisonrimant Capybaras are vicious, bloodthirsty killing machines. They will jump at you unexpectedly and then drag you under the water to dismember you with their infamous death roll.
The largest among them, the saltwater capybara, made famous by "Capybara Hunter" Steve Irwin, can measure up to 6 m and weigh up to 1500 kg.
The largest among them, the saltwater capybara, made famous by "Capybara Hunter" Steve Irwin, can measure up to 6 m and weigh up to 1500 kg.
@edgeofeurope @bisonrimant Lies. Capybaras are the best, I'd trust them with my life.
I once went into a enclosure full of them, I was sitting on the ground, one walked up to me and plopped down, rolled on its side/back and waited for me to give belly scratches. Best day of my life.
@ItsePerkele @bisonrimant all joking apart, that does sound great
Peter Koopman 🦣I love the Otter. And the adventurer Goose is just too cool. ❤️
Twotired@bisonrimant DUCK!!!
mozzriboAre they frens
peachfrontuh oh...
Levitating@bisonrimant you've built an army!
derptron@bisonrimant I have to conclude that the only reason creatures like that would expose themselves to a human would be on accident or because they're fleeing something way more dangerous, which must be like a dragon or a fucking lich or something. I assume they know where the roads are and avoid them.
So we're all piling into my car and we're turning around and hauling ass. Hopefully the girbles can deal with the weight of that armor. Otherwise this will be like those running dreams.
Log 🪵@bisonrimant Talk to the capy first. Even if they aren't the party leader, everyone likes them.
PetterOfCats@bisonrimant I mean I’d definitely join them.
DeltaWye@bisonrimant
H O N K
H O N K
Rev Nathan Ⓥ↔️🇺🇦🇨🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱@bisonrimant @superflippy I ask “may I join you, please?”
Lex
disorderlyf@bisonrimant "Hey, I don't mean any harm. I'm just passing through. Do you like bread? You look like a guy who would make good use of this loaf of bread I was carrying. Why don't we forget this ever happened."
clown event still possib-L@bisonrimant *chanting* GOOSE KNIGHT GOOSE KNIGHT
Devlin Leathercraft@bisonrimant Only in my best dreams.
NineTiger
Renalia - #1 pizza downloader@bisonrimant I don't know what crimes I committed but I'm sorry for all of them and I submit to their justice and mercy fully without complaint. Clearly I was in the wrong
Andrew Abdalian
Damien (TIG BUSINESS)@bisonrimant suddenly Runequest
TheSecondVariation@bisonrimant What a powerful duck.
Erik@bisonrimant roll for initiative