@bagder
(How could I not write a version of the opening crawl?)
It is a dark time for human intelligence.
Even though nobody wants it,
AI slop has driven humans
from their websites and pursued them across
the internet.

Evading the dreaded AI bubble,
groups of still sane people
have established a new secret
base on the federated servers
of Mastodon.

The evil lord Sam Altman,
obsessed with finding more
money, has dispatched
thousands of AI agents into
the far reaches of the web ....