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3Jane Tessier Ashpool@SmudgeTheInsultCat this is fantastic
Justin M@SmudgeTheInsultCat had to steal this one
Gareth Kitchen
8-bit Archer@SmudgeTheInsultCat ZacspeaksGiant and PunkyDoodles awesomely gave us this wee gem based on just this thread:
SPOOKY SHOPKEEPER audio by @ZacSpeaksGiant
Kierkethumbs up convincingly
Luna@SmudgeTheInsultCat Shopkeeper: Dam it, they took my job!
Me: Yes, I know how the corporate world works too
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Elizabeth 
@SmudgeTheInsultCat ā*sighs loudly* Iām telling you these items are CURSED and may cause terrible untold harm to the user in subtle or dramatic ways through unseen forces!!!ā
ā*loud groan* Yes yes, I know how cheap and poorly made overseas-made goods work.ā
Becca@SmudgeTheInsultCat and this is why RFQ means, "let us see your wallet before we name our price"