Apparently I’m older than all of you and my cholesterol is great. But that’s literally all I have going for me.
@toonie im thinking of going back vegetarian. already cut out red meat but i still love fish so pesco it may be
@miunau @toonie
Pescatarian is actually fantastic for your "good cholesterol".

@toonie *looks over at the bottle of pravastatin on my nightstand*

sigh

@toonie Rosuvastatin takin' polarburr here.
@toonie I have already had two colonoscopies :)

@toonie Cholesterol is absolutely no joke - awareness in important.

Had an associate working at a plant doing electrical automation work. Very thin. Thought they were in the peak of health. Not the “high cholesterol” stereotype.

Felt a little dizzy.

Slumped over unconscious in front of the equipment.

The facility he was at had people trained in CPR and an AED nearby that saved his life.

Turns out his cholesterol was very high - massive heart attack, needed multiple bypasses.

@toonie @basil_hare lmk when Marahute is telling me I need a colonoscopy.
(A decade from now I guess xD)