#Via Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026

"I am not sure why Melania Trump decided to make a statement about Jeffrey Epstein seemingly out of nowhere today, but if the idea was to put the ongoing coverup in the rearview mirror it will backfire spectacularly"

#Via Tim Onion / bencollins
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026

"Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down."

https://www.youtube.com/live/vyn-_Tsl5A0

@_L1vY_ See, when Trump ordered redactions of the name "Trump" from those files he wasn't protecting *himself*, he was protecting his wife from these nasty bullies!

That'll probably work on Fox at least...