Mother Bones#Via Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas
3:08 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04
anonymity fully protected"
#Via Tim Onion / bencollins
2:46 PM · Apr 9, 2026
"Everybody should watch this insane presser. It's like a bad scene in a Netflix thriller right before shit is about to go down."
A Statement by First Lady Melania Trump
SlightlyCyberpunk@_L1vY_ See, when Trump ordered redactions of the name "Trump" from those files he wasn't protecting *himself*, he was protecting his wife from these nasty bullies!
That'll probably work on Fox at least...
@admin Could be an angle!