Mastodawn

(comic) The coming soon strategy https://www.workchronicles.com/p/comic-the-coming-soon-strategy

"Oh, of course not! See? We have a JIRA Item for it, right here, with a number, a persistent URL and all. It's 'on the backlog', to be prioritized and scheduled according to the current process and business priorities. Please feel free to enter comments and additional data on it whenever you want."

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Jeff Grigg

@workchronicles

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["Green" leaves. 3rd party enters.]

3rd party asks:
"So when is her JIRA item scheduled to be delivered?"

person doing work on their computer:
"Well, …
That JIRA item is currently 'scheduled' into the sprint/iteration we casually refer to as 'Never.' " 😈