(It has been a while since I got one got this mad)

Scammer: Do I understand you have a car and auto insurance?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: Who do you have for insurance?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: Do you understand English?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: What is your carrier?

Me: Yes.

Scammer: You need to kill yourself, idiot. [hangs up]

#YesMan

@nantucketlit 🤣🤣🤌 GEEZ you know how to work a scamlet!

scammer so frustrated at its inability to scam the unscammable that it looks inward and gets a glimpse of what it must do

@falcennial I've had a couple of them really crash out. I had one ask me, across a dozen questions, if I had intercourse with various family members. They even started getting into in-laws.

The other classic was when one seethed (and I mean you could hear their heavy breathing) "Put your 'yes'... in your ***... MOTHER******!!!!"