Things you can say to immediately mobilize large sections of the Fedi:
• “I think I might be a girl.”
• “I can’t make sound work on Linux.”
• “What kind of bug is this?”
• “I want to learn how to play the bass guitar.”
True story: when I was recruiting amateur session musicians for the last #LPlatePlayers song, I got four bass players stepping up in the first 24 hours.
@futzle I wonder what it is about bass guitar that attracts a certain type of person (I say as someone who owns a bass guitar and is at least nominally trying to learn how to play it)

@LapTop006 @Owlor @futzle

Well, it is a Precision Bass, and that position is precise.