the network card i'm poking at, which has two different CPU clusters with Linux running on it, apparently has eMMC and NVMe drives onboard
also it has docker^W containerd installed by default
the operating system is booted by grub??

somebody here was making a joke about the network card running kubernetes

i regret to inform you that the network card does in fact run kubernetes (there is kubelet in ps)

@whitequark the WHAT is running kubernetes?????????? (/hyperbole for comedic effect)